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CaptCosslett 
Chief Pilot
Joined: 20 Feb 2009
Location: Bishop Auckland
Points: 1185
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 Posted: 04 Mar 2010 at 9:10pm |
 Magic Man wrote:
MartinW wrote:
Sharon and I are the same height, so leave us alone. we are perfectly compatible. |
Same height assuming you are in heels as well...  |
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MartinW
Moderator in Command
Joined: 31 Mar 2008
Location: United Kingdom
Points: 26722
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Posted: 05 Mar 2010 at 2:43pm |
It doesn't matter how hard he tries, his attempt to destroy our relationship is futile.
I will be down in Wales again next week, driving his Freelander while he's at work, and taking the lovely Sharon out for the day.
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Magic Man
Chief Pilot
Joined: 02 Apr 2008
Location: South Wales
Points: 5336
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Posted: 05 Mar 2010 at 7:53pm |
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...you wouldn't know how to start it.
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MartinW
Moderator in Command
Joined: 31 Mar 2008
Location: United Kingdom
Points: 26722
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Posted: 05 Mar 2010 at 7:57pm |
Right Magic Man...
That's the final straw. You've been warned enough, what with your blatant attempts to promote fatness..
Your banned!  |
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Magic Man
Chief Pilot
Joined: 02 Apr 2008
Location: South Wales
Points: 5336
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Posted: 05 Mar 2010 at 8:18pm |
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MartinW
Moderator in Command
Joined: 31 Mar 2008
Location: United Kingdom
Points: 26722
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Posted: 05 Mar 2010 at 8:31pm |
Are you still here?
Get out of Dodge or there'll be some shooting pardner.
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CaptCosslett
Chief Pilot
Joined: 20 Feb 2009
Location: Bishop Auckland
Points: 1185
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Posted: 05 Mar 2010 at 8:38pm |
Magic Man wrote:
...you wouldn't know how to start it. |
Good one 
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MartinW
Moderator in Command
Joined: 31 Mar 2008
Location: United Kingdom
Points: 26722
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Posted: 05 Mar 2010 at 8:44pm |
Your banned too Cosslett, get out of town.
In fact ban the entire forum.
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CaptCosslett
Chief Pilot
Joined: 20 Feb 2009
Location: Bishop Auckland
Points: 1185
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Posted: 05 Mar 2010 at 8:50pm |
MartinW wrote:
Your banned too Cosslett, get out of town.
In fact ban the entire forum. |
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Stringbean
P1
Joined: 02 Apr 2008
Location: London
Points: 912
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Posted: 06 Mar 2010 at 1:28pm |
MartinW wrote:
In fact ban the entire forum. |
I haven't done anything! 
It's all Magics fault...
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MartinW
Moderator in Command
Joined: 31 Mar 2008
Location: United Kingdom
Points: 26722
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Posted: 06 Mar 2010 at 2:09pm |
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All right then, you can all stay, but no more nonsense.
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Magic Man
Chief Pilot
Joined: 02 Apr 2008
Location: South Wales
Points: 5336
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Posted: 07 Mar 2010 at 10:05am |
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MartinW
Moderator in Command
Joined: 31 Mar 2008
Location: United Kingdom
Points: 26722
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Posted: 07 Mar 2010 at 10:50am |
Hang on, what's this text I've just had from Sharon...
''Mart darling, when you drop by and want to take his car for a spin... insert the key fob just left of the steering wheel and push the start button.
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Magic Man
Chief Pilot
Joined: 02 Apr 2008
Location: South Wales
Points: 5336
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Posted: 07 Mar 2010 at 6:24pm |
...but she forgot to say to hold the clutch in at the same time... without the clutch it'll just turn ignition power on. 
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FSaddict
Chief Pilot
Joined: 02 Apr 2008
Points: 1067
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Posted: 07 Mar 2010 at 7:06pm |
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CaptCosslett
Chief Pilot
Joined: 20 Feb 2009
Location: Bishop Auckland
Points: 1185
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Posted: 07 Mar 2010 at 9:18pm |
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MartinW
Moderator in Command
Joined: 31 Mar 2008
Location: United Kingdom
Points: 26722
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Posted: 08 Mar 2010 at 8:58am |
but she forgot to say to hold the clutch in at the same time... without the clutch it'll just turn ignition power on.
Don't worry, she can tell me that in person this very morning.
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Magic Man
Chief Pilot
Joined: 02 Apr 2008
Location: South Wales
Points: 5336
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Posted: 08 Mar 2010 at 12:07pm |
Funningly enough, she took the car out this morning, annual service... I assume your were there in the Newport dealership then?
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MartinW
Moderator in Command
Joined: 31 Mar 2008
Location: United Kingdom
Points: 26722
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Posted: 08 Mar 2010 at 1:01pm |
Service you say...
Sucker!
Locked. 
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